writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
(Source: ghostess, via texasmariesanon)
band you don't like/care about:
hey we're announcing a tour and we're playing in your town in the holidays and the tickets are free !!!!
Your favorite band: Hey we're announcing a tour on the moon on a school night and tickets are £984937868 !!!!
Your favorite band: Hey we're announcing a tour on the moon on a school night and tickets are £984937868 !!!!
sometimes i think of clever and hilarious things to tweet to celebrities then get depressed when i realize they will never appreciate how funny i can be
shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life
(Source: fagoverboard, via iamanendangeredspecies)
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
(via boatforshore)




