writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot

(Source: ghostess, via texasmariesanon)

band you don't like/care about: hey we're announcing a tour and we're playing in your town in the holidays and the tickets are free !!!!
Your favorite band: Hey we're announcing a tour on the moon on a school night and tickets are £984937868 !!!!

christinemgaul:

sometimes i think of clever and hilarious things to tweet to celebrities then get depressed when i realize they will never appreciate how funny i can be

megagirl:

it’s spherical

SPHERICAL

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shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life

(Source: fagoverboard, via iamanendangeredspecies)

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

(via boatforshore)